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The sun sets on another day...

It is funny how a few minutes can make a difference to an entire day. It is even funnier how a laugh can make a bigger difference to a day, or a mood, or really anything.

Sometimes we need a really awesome laugh to make our world a better place for us to live in(And for everyone else to live with us). With that in mind I give you the dreaded bear and rabbit joke.

So, a bear and a rabbit were taking a break in the woods (A bathroom break by the way)

The bear, rather nonchalantly looks over at the rabbit next to him and, slightly embarrassed, asks a question:

"Excuse me," the bear begins but is rapidly interrupted by the rather impatient rabbit "yes, yes, yes, what is it"

"Excuse me," the bear continues unaffected, do you have problems with, well, you know, poop, sticking to your fur?"

"Why no," the rabbit says rapidly, "I have no problems with poop sticking to my fur,"

So the bear wipes his bottom with the rabbit.

I know, I know, probably not the version you heard, not dirty or crude, this is pg you know, but it does get the point across.

So as the sun sets on another day, even if my joke did not make you laugh, it made you groan. Find a joke that makes you laugh, and find a way to a full bodied laugh each day, no matter what.

Sleep sweet, love life, and smile!